First, take a look at the picture. Then, take a few deep breaths. After that, scroll down for details: To sum up: The man on the left is Ivan Wilzig, a financier-turned-TMZ target who goes by the name “Sir Ivan” and is famous in some circles for: Being a trailblazing “millionaire hipster,” called such by The New York Times nearly nine years ago. Remixing anthems of the pacifist movement in ’60s and ’70s into dance-club background tracks. Appearing on various reality shows, including one about wannabe superheroes. Owning a castle. The woman on the right is Dina Lohan, who is…